Odd Spot from The Age on Tuesday:
German police called to a weekend traffic incident found Jedi master Yoda from Star Wars at the wheel, much the worse for wear after Halloween celebrations. The green-costumed driver had his licence confiscated. “In this case, the force was not with him,” police said.
Totally unrelated yet very enjoyable slice of coverage:
It All Started With Carbon Monoxide 
Bahahahahaha!
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Man, I love that song. Poor Yoda.