Angelina Jolie had a close call when she left Asprey ear rings worth $A2.5 million in her London hotel suite. “Staff got a frantic call from Angelina at the airport. Happily, the diamonds were found after a 90-minute hunt and promptly sent back to LA,” a hotel source said.

I think what they really mean is ‘the diamonds were found after a 90 minute interrogation of enterprising hotel staff who now find themselves stripped of their meal ticket and back out on the bread line.’

Rich Girl (Hall & Oates Cover) – Nina Simone