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easter_bunny.gifIt’s an obvious theme, sure. But that don’t mean it ain’t no good! Enjoy the Easter break, wherever you are, whatever you’re doing.

Some church bloopers found while scouring the net for Easter jokes (ahajokes.com):

1.This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

2. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.

3.Thursday at 5PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his private study.

Good Lies – The Notwist

Good Old Bill – The Maccabees

Good Time – Leroy

Good Day – Jewel

Good Golly Miss Molly – Creedence Clearwater Revival

Where Have All The Good Times Gone – The Kinks

People Ain’t No Good – Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

Johnny B. Goode – Chuck Berry

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